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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyTue Sep 15, 2009 9:32 pm

one day long ago,

three men found a magic pool,
the rules of the pool said that they had to jump
and say what they Wanted to land into (while still flying)

the first man tried it out,
he yelled out MONEY, so he landed in a pool of ca$h

the second man treid it out and yelled WOMEN!!
and he landed in a hot tub with fine looking ladies,

the third man jumped and forgot what he wanted to say,
he accidentally yelled out OHH $#!T

AND HE LANDED IN A POOL OF THE STUFF WHERE HE DROWNED TO DEATH

MORAL OF THE STORY: THINK BEFORE YOU LEAP!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyTue Sep 15, 2009 11:06 pm

wahaha!

it's been a while since the last joke was posted..

wahahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 1:11 pm

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'






















'Only when he's been drinking.!!'
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 3:39 pm

hahahahaha, good one lance.


so guys... what's the lesson of this story???


it's better to be pulled over with the mistress than with the wife clown
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 3:46 pm

you are right there sir bong... dont want to be like TW smile
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 31, 2010 4:27 pm

hahaha!

then there's gonna be more problems..
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I wont get pulled over.........I'll be going too fast offroad for them to catch me Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 868546 Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 620661
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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyMon May 03, 2010 4:03 am

DISNEYLAND

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!


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PostSubject: Re: Comedy Central (English)   Comedy Central (English) - Page 2 EmptyMon May 03, 2010 12:52 pm

'Your finger is broken.'

hahaha!

that was the best!
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